Features:
- Complete lack of windows (because who needs natural light?)
- Uninspired, cookie-cutter design (no need to impress)
- Optional: A single, flickering fluorescent light for ambiance
Pricing:
$10,000 (plus tax) for the basic model. $20,000 (plus tax) for the "I'm-a-pretentious-but-I-need-more-space" upgrade.
Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)